Not all of us are ready for late-night ragers, and this card gets it. Our "Cocaine" card starts with a small-print question: “Your party starts at 8? In the evening?” followed by the bold punchline: “Sorry, but we’re not all on cocaine, Susan.” A hilarious and relatable way to celebrate the joys (and realities) of getting older.
 
Inside: "Here’s to getting older! Happy Birthday!" – because age might slow us down, but it can’t stop the laughs.